A conspiracy in our little town? Perhaps…
Well, I’m not a conspiracy theorist nor do I ever really exhibit signs of road rage and if the NSA is tracking my smart phone apps they are going to be pretty bored with what they find unless they are in to Solitaire and Flikster. All that said, something is going on in Ashland. I’ve been conducting a scientific study and found that if my smart car is fully charged, I can get to the Breadboard in under 20 minutes from anywhere within city limits. Ok, ok – TRUE – their hours are 7 am to 2 pm every day – pretty much eliminating rush hour traffic snarls from the equation but still there is an evidence of design behind the, shall we say, “convenience of access” to amazing omelettes, mouthwatering french toast creations and hearty, tasty sandwiches. I think the city – unbeknownst to the common people of Ashland actually laid out the main thorough fares to lead everyone to the Breadboard and that’s why everybody eats there – it’s just too good – too good – too too good. Now, I’m not saying this plot is a bad thing. I’m just saying there could be something there and it doesn’t have anything to do with chem trails and global warming and some big brothers actually have their little brother’s and sister’s best interests at heart. I mean, Ashland has amazing parks, great water and their streets are in great condition. And…and the Breadboard has ample parking, amazing food and service AND it is located within 20 minutes of anywhere within Ashland city limits. Coincidence? Perhaps….perhaps not…